March 22, 2013;

Dear Diary,

Why is my daughter a schizophrenic??????  Is there any end to the bizarre happenings and bad decisions?  She bought a car with her boyfriend and I mean WITH only there's something that's not quite right with this dude and now she has signed a note with him.  This ranks right up there with....I can't think of anything that would go up there with that.  She has known this guy for less than......oh Ill give her credit, 4 months.  This will not end well without a great deal of prayer. 

Now my other daughter is at our local park at 11:20 p.m. with a flashlight looking for her daughter's phone that was left there after cheerleading practice.  Now that's gonna be interesting I'm waiting to hear that police will be showing up.  Life is interesting when there are nothing but women in a family, there are two grandsons, but they seem to play backfield to all of the female drama that takes place.  I play backfield too because I'm getting too old for this stuff.