December 17, 2013;

Well I don't know what other people know about phones and their memories but I recently learned that my phone has very limited memory without a SD card and I maxed it out and then it froze.  One morning I got up early and I decided to check my facebook and there was an article on Women's Health magazine that I wanted to read so I opened it up and started reading but it froze on the front page.  For a moment I thought wouldn't be just awful if it froze on THIS page (I'll tell what page in a moment).  But.......I thought naah, that won't happen, that would be ridiculous.  Yea.......so...I took my phone to my daughter's room and said can you fix this it won't unfreeze.  I got told to take the battery out and it would unfreeze.  No.  I couldn't even get the battery out I have an Android and it has the tiniest batteries in the universe and obviously I don't have those screw drivers ANYWHERE. 

Now I'm thinking oh God it is frozen on this page and WOW now what?   So I throw the phone in my purse after I try to unlock it 10 or 20 times with no success.  So I go to my friend's house whom I know has tiny screwdrivers because I've fixed my glasses with them.  I pull out the screwdrivers and they are all too big.  OK now I'm a little worried I have to take this phone into the phone store and show it to some guy OH GOD. 

I go into the store and sure enough the guy has to look at it and he tells me no problem he'll have to open it and all the memory will be taken out and he'll put in a SD card for me so it doesn't happen again but.........why am I smiling????   Oh.....cuz it would get stuck on that....so he looks at the phone and smiles......it's ok.   Yea right.

10 HEALTH BENEFITS WOMEN EXPERIENCE WITH REGULAR ORGASMS.........great!!!