April 1, 2013;

So I have a secret (I'm not quite sure you'd call it an admirer, I'm thinking pest) admirer.  I refer to him as the boomeister.  He likes to call me Boo, I'd like it if he didn't call me period.  I don't answer when he tries. 

I will start this by saying that I am amazed at the length some males (men, boys, I don't know) will go to in an attempt to get a woman in bed, or get their attention or just get something, anything.  It started with simple conversations, hows your day, how are you, saw you on facebook, just general things.  Then one day it happened, he got bossy, he thought he would tell me how I should feel or act and what he didn't like.  Excuse me?  And you are who? It was at that point I believe that I realized this person was having a relationship with me, without me in his head.  So I walked away from acknowledging he existed and I was good with that.

I didn't hear from him for a couple of months or maybe 3 I don't really remember, I just know it was peaceful.  Then out of the blue came the text messages, you broke my heart I would have done anything to spend time with you, I love you, I can't live without you in my life, I just don't know what to do, I want to marry you.  Whoa...aren't you supposed to have had a date or something in order for all of this to flow from your inner being?  I have read the diagnostic manual for psychological disorders, various psychosis and mental illness, I haven't read not one thing about this one, well maybe dillusional behavior. But he kept texting and texting like he was puking or something, at least I felt like he was puking and I'm not quite sure why.  Then he began talking about moving out of town and not wanting to go and he was going to die if he didn't get to see me that very evening no exceptions.  Dude seriously?  It's 11:00 at night, I'm sleeping and I'd like to continue sleeping, go to bed and if you can't, just go.  The next day I get a text, hes going out of town.  Okay and?  Then I hear nothing for weeks again.  The heartfelt emotions must have subsided or passed like bad gas or he got a new toy or he forgot he couldn't live without me and wanted to marry me, his inability to survive without me must have passed like a bad bowel movement.

 Then out of the blue I get a text "ok I can't live without you what do I need to do to fix this?"  Apparently, somewhere in the relationship we were having in his head we must have had a fight or broke up or grew apart or never knew each other?  I wasn't sure so I ignored him, since I figured there was nothing he could do to fix something that had never existed.

 Finally, I decided if we were having this affair, marriage, can't live without each other relationship and the only time he communicated with me in reality was when there was some type of discord, I figured he and I would work through it successfully and return to our wedded bliss, without any interference from an outside source, namely me. 

A number of days have gone by and as I suspected our relationship must be back on course to its blissful state of unity since I haven't heard from him.